| meme-tastic |
[Jul. 13th, 2006|06:12 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | ネットラゥンジ | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  almost done | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | someones shitty jpop | ] |
I thought I decided I wasn't gonna do this..but all the cool kids are.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Internets) |
× I own lots of books. (I own a couple books, and not all of them are porn.) |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. |
✓ I love to play video games. (yeah) |
✓ I've tried marijuana. (hrmm) |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (duh) |
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. |
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (its usually true) |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (every other word) |
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (true) |
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
( it goes on... )
I hope you didnt read every one of those... |
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| NOT ANONYMOUS LETTERS |
[Jul. 2nd, 2006|02:55 pm] |
Contrary to what all the cool kids are doing i will not be posting anonymous letters. Everytime I read them I get more and more paranoid. Seriously. It's probably because I feel extremely guilty for being an all around douchebag this year and never coming around and also kinda fucking a few people over. If I have pissed you off...sorry.
Now that I've settled my whole paranoia thing Japan is still cool. And there are still a ton of Japanese people here. But I am ready to go home. It's cool and all, and I'll miss it when I'm gone, but it's kinda like another US that is more expensive and filled with asian people. But then again it's totally unlike the US in every way. I don't know how to explain it. It's one of the most interesting places ever, all in all. I just want some goddamn tacos. Seriously...tacos would be awesome. |
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| stab my eyes now |
[Jun. 20th, 2006|05:02 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | class | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  cranky | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | The snoring of the people around me. | ] |
well, yes i am in japan. and yes it is awesome. but i also have to do such things as sit through a 2 hour class where we read an article about origami folding techniques used in sattelites, in fucking japanese. then we translate it. then we read it again. fuck. worst classes ever. |
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| Cocks, balls, and pork jingers. |
[Jun. 11th, 2006|09:47 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | internet lounge | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  okay | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Japanese world cup soccer announcer | ] |
Whats up muffukas. Well, in an unsuprising development, i will be coming home from here slightly earlier than previously thought. Since japanese kids get out of school in august, i cant change my flight to come back then, which means i cant live in tokyo with brian lio. so now ill be coming home on july 21st. its not too bad though. it means ill have a bit of leftover cash so im not totally shit ass poor when i come back.
lets see. things ive done. i went to a giant festival thing, walked around a ton, and spoke alot of japanese. its really not too damn exciting once you get over the fact of just being here. the food is pretty good, but for some reason i havent taken a good dump in like a week. i know you were all just dying to know how my bowels were doing. well, till next time, peace. |
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| something about your mother |
[Jun. 5th, 2006|04:05 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  busy | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | The Mars Volta - Take the Veil Cerpin Taxt | ] |
Let's using internets. I've been waiting in line for like an hour just to get a spot on the
switch. It's like crack...sweet sweet crack...
Well, since i got here ive observed how to be japanese. I'll tell you how in these easy steps.
1) CHAIN SMOKE - every person here, guys especially, will go out at random intervals, smoke
like 3 cigarettes, and then go back in. That's if they go out at all. It's not uncommon to see
people smoking right next to no smoking signs, ashing into the provided ashtrays.
2) Ride a bike - seriously, if you cant ride a bike here, youre worthless...they kill you.
3) Wear giant high heels - this one is for the ladies, or those saucy guys who enjoy this.
every woman ever is wearing heels so high that they can barely walk, and look retarded while
doing so.
appearantly the japanese kids here are cool, and said they have parties and stuff regularly.
should be a good time. some of them even speak english pretty well, which means i dont have to
embarass myself with shoddy japanese.
this week i go out looking for cool shit to buy and bring back...wish me luck.
*edit* - there are some more photos
http://www.flickr.com/photos/75395655@N00/?saved=1
but not many cause i dont have a paid account |
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| well well.... |
[May. 30th, 2006|12:03 am] |
Hey guys. It's been a while. Well, I leave for Japan tomorrow morning. I'll be using BlearyJapan as a way for people to keep up with me while im there, and I'll actually update that one. Make sure you friend me, cause my family will be reading it as well, and since they dont have accounts ill make the good posts friends only, ill have to keep it cleaner in the public posts. I also will be purchasing a flickr account (i hope) so i can upload the photos i will take with my fancy new camera.
For all of my friends who are mad at me, sorry. It's been a hellish year in general and i had so much bullshit going on at the end that i didnt have time to do anything. ill try and rectifiy any situations when i get back. im kind of using this japan trip as a reset button on life, we'll see how that goes. In particular i wanna apologize to steve. sorry ive been a douche this year and didnt come to your show.
aight guys, catch u on the flip side. |
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| New York City and other places. |
[Mar. 12th, 2006|03:11 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | pshhhh | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Incubus - Megalomaniac | ] |
Well spring break is over. I have to go to class tomorrow. This sucks. On the bright side I pretty much had an amazing time over spring break. I went all over Rochester on monday, then all over the east coast on saturday. We wandered around New York City shouting things and being ridiculous. I thought we would never make it back alive for sure.
Now to business. What's everyone's schedule like next quarter. We should get some regular eating of lunch or something together. Let me know.
Oh, and if anyone here is from Froop, I will make fun of your town for the rest of my life.
Edit: I should make a game or something out of this. Tell me the most ridiculous thing to happen to you or someone around you over spring break...then i'll post mine. |
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| Ummm...Hi guys. |
[Mar. 1st, 2006|10:05 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | exams :( | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Atreyu - Right side of the bed | ] |
Well...i havent posted since july or something. But all along the title of my journal has been "i dont post here" so i warned you muffukas.
Anyways i havent actually fallen off of the face of the earth. I am in fact still alive, in fact i sometimes breathe. I would like to a) start posting again and b)chill out with some of you kids from last year more often. I will do this with great strategery and the help of various farm animals. I'm not too damn busy very often, so gimme a call. The previous statement is a lie, but i like to think im not busy. Just make sure you call me early in the day...before someone less cool scoops me up and im forced to hang out with them.
For all those who care, and those who dont, here is what's new with me.
1) I'm on this binge of quitting things that i deem bad for me. Within the past month i have quit smoking and playing video games (more recent than the smoking). I don't know if im even any more productive than i was when i did those things....but id like to think so.
2) Im staying at the RIT over spring break so i can find some manner of part time job. I need some cash desperately. I just dont have any idea how im gonna have time to work with all the other shit i have to do.
I was gonna write more but i started thinking "if there was this much text on one of my friend's pages, would i read it all?". So to end ill just draw your attention to the end of the post by writing something like TAINTEATERS!! |
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| Interviewtastic! |
[Apr. 21st, 2005|02:36 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | is "class" a mood? | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. | ] |
FIRST! The actual officially official rules that were offically decided on by officials!
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions
Here is what Conrad asked me in accordance with the officially decided official rules.
1) How much do you think I could get for the video I have of you dancing around the room in nothing but my MANties?
Hrmmm Id say somewhere between 3 babies wearing monacles and 6 virgins covered in a thick pudding-like substance...depending on which video you are talking about. There is the one where we role play and pretend we are in a Broadway musical, and the one where you are Michael Jackson and I am a little boy and I dance around while you sing "Thriller" in nothing but a pirate hat. Ahhh good times.
2) Did you hear the Nasdaq went up 5 points today?
Pip Pip! I say we celebrate with fine cigars and Mike Mendez...and im not talking about the Real Doll we had made of him! Don't worry he was papers conrad......PAPERS!!!!!
3) What IS the next batter, anyways?
The next batter was supposed to be a dog. I ate the dog and instead now we have that picture that Rianna drew of us at
the plate. The pitcher can no longer throw the ball because his hands are busy touching himself. The pitcher is also named Mike Mendez and is number 10 and 1/2...which is the size of his.................................................................shoe.
4) I can't believe it's not _________ (<-- fill in the blank)
as small as I thought it was!
5) Do you know what the penalty for SNAKE PUNCHING is?!
No i don't....i think it has something to do with the new pope in collaboration with ron jeremy in that creepy mario costume though. |
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| Post! What HO! |
[Mar. 18th, 2005|07:59 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | After St. Patty's day haze | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1 | ] |
I was gonna make this post somewhat long and amusing, but I just deleted all of the text. Here is the more concise version.
1. I joined a fraternity.
2. I am in temp housing again.
3. Smoke crack and worship the devil.
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. Oh, and listen to that song by the flaming lips... |
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| Cocksmokers and douschebags |
[Feb. 7th, 2005|11:05 am] |
There are 3 people that I know that have no problem sucking penis for money. There names happen to be Justin Grzyb, Chris Boneberg, and Thomas Wojcik. These people are giant douschebags who would gladly take it in the ass for somewhere around 3 or 4 dollars.....depends on their mood.
In other news here is something I wrote as a starry eyed young lad of about 15...
http://www.pojo.com/KillerDecks/January2001/22f.htm
Yeah..I used to play Pokemon.....and yeah I was an immature sophmore in high school. But who the fuck wasn't.
I don't even have a problem with it anymore. So hopefully since all of the people on my friends list will read this 2 things will happen.
1. They will know where to go when they wanna get their dicks sucked or a nice rimjob.
2. Their pages won't get spammed with this text document in their entirety.
A note to the scrot-lickers :
None of my friends care about this at all. This is half the reason I am posting this here. Basically you fail at making fun of me. Hopefully I get the chance to slap you all in public when we go to the auto-shows.
Well that felt nice. Maybe I'll do this posting thing more often............maybe. |
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| OFMG hitl0r! |
[Oct. 27th, 2004|11:48 am] |
Just a few things....since posting seems to be the thing to do these days among the cool kids.
1: Not sleeping sucks, i think we need to kill all of our computers and ps2s. Only problem is that if i did that i would immediately burst into flames and start bleeding from god knows where.
2: I need to make a giant katamari costume in about 1 day....it needs to exist by thursday. If you have any suggestions on what i should do, or want to help me with it, fucking tell me already, cause this is
gonna be another close shave in the costume making department. Only this time it's not a road barrell....its gonna be on my body, so it looking completely retarded is a little higher on my concerns list.
Mildy retarded is just fine by me though. Oh yeah....if you dont know what a katamari is, and you read this, you should go find out....and then come and help me.
3: I have no schedule. In fact...i will have no schedule until i pay rit some money. Problem is that money is 3 or 4 days away in the mail at least, and by that time there will be no classes left. So my
schedule for next quarter looks something like this.
Teledildonics and Today's Market: Prof. Santino Lee : Mon, Wed, Thurs: 4am-5:12am
The good things Hitler did: Prof. Shitty McCocksmoker: Teus, Fri: 1p,-6pm
Looking at pictures of people's naked grandmother: Prof. Mike Mendez : Everyday of the goddamm week: 8am-when my eyes fall out.
Browsing 4chan for fun and profit: Prof. Conrad Kreyling : Whenever we have a free moment that we should be sleeping.
I suspect Con's schedule will look something like this as well.
Well that ends today festival of bitching and whining. I should probably go to cs lab now, considering im only 20 feet away from it, and have been for an hour, but class started 10 minutes ago. |
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| geekiness-- |
[Oct. 10th, 2004|11:09 pm] |
so i took this geek quiz....and all sources point to me not being a geek, though i feel like one :) but im glad im not a geek. its like i dont fit a stereotype, which is cool. cause if om not a geek i dont know what id be.
http://www.csh.rit.edu/~bobprime/geek.php - this is the quiz.
These are my results :
You scored 180 geek points
You are a Non Geek
So question (for those of you that know me remotely well) :
What the hell am I?
What the hell are you? |
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| Yarrrrr! |
[Sep. 26th, 2004|01:30 pm] |
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Conrad is now Salty Crotch McGuilicutty, Scourge of the 7 seas! All ye bootys be shivered! |
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| Oh man. |
[Sep. 22nd, 2004|01:14 am] |
Samurai Champloo is the best show ever.
Nanbanjin : "Someday, this country will definetely open up it's asshole."
Mugen : "Who the hell would open up their asshole for you?"
And it's not only perverted. The music kicks my ass and the action / directing rocks out with its cock out. It is too damn good. |
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| quiz! |
[Sep. 14th, 2004|11:49 pm] |
this is a good quiz so i am posting it.
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